David Attenborough has returned for his take on the Bosi/Guru pancake drama. This is an emergency broadcast.

Thank you, now I understand what's going on in the great cooker war of 2024. Loving every moment of it. Disappointed that we don't have a #pancakegate hashtag yet.

That needs to be nominated for an Oscar Brilliant 👏👏👏

Brilliant, haven't laughed out loud like that for a while :) what a bunch of 'winners' ... not.

Bogan cookers essentially falling out over bogan shit and being defended by another bogan cooker

Oh thank you! I needed that! The last two days have lifted my spirits immensely! Pancakes ahoy!

Is the scrote buying “pancakes” a code for drugs ?

That was fucking gold😂

Outstanding production. Soon I hope both of these extinct forms of life will be only available to be viewed in a museum. The scrote could be displayed on tour and the shrivelled testicle bag hang off a set of traffic lights in a prominent intersection of each town corner.

Beware the wrath of the Bride of Darkness.