day in my life :)

wow a direct line to Mayor Al Dente

Wow, you seem stressed...Penne for your thoughts?

Spectacular

Tough to watch other people live your dreams

It's because you're using Barilla. Don't do that. DeCecco for mass marketed, and numerous more "artisinal" imports.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that the carpet items look nothing like rigatoni? Stick to penne! Stay in your lane!

Count spaghetti you coward!

How are these always a fucking home run

thank you for your service

(g)noooo(cchi)