day in the life of PE weekend edition

Yup this is exactly what private equity is like

Gayest shit I’ve seen today. Dude gets bent over by her and racket jammmed up his ass

😭😭

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“Going out to eat is one of my favorite side hobbies” Jfc, talk about not having a personality 😂

Eating is a “side hobby”?

I worked in PE. It's nothing like this and more of being a desk jockey.

Plus as everyone obviously knows, private equity is one of the most unbelievably easy industries to get into and no one actually does anything they just play tennis all day long 24/7 while their girlfriends vlog their life as a couple in private equity

this dude def broke up with her after this

“Finance and clothing brand” tennis tournament? Dorks 🤣

How does one get to be so vomitous it’s genuinely impressive