Dear America, this is a bloody exit poll

Exit polls? By 9 pm here in chile we have 99% of the votes counted .. the losers have already conceded and the winners celebrate

No this is not right. Waiting all those months for election time and then it’s over in a second. Please, I need a real show and some suspense. 🤣

Dear Brits, This is our Constitution. Where can I find yours?

Make America British Again 🇬🇧

Exactly. Instead of asking literally every other question, just ask them who they fucking voted for.

Damn right!

Happier times.

I finally know why, this must be it

Results in, done.

Hilarious that you didn’t post the most recent one. Wonder why that was the case @christiancalgie Still burnt by those £19 G&Ts?