dear Chicago

Take a shot of Malort

Hey Kay, my buddy Luke lives in Chicago and I’m sure he’d love to show you around! @LADiener3

Throw my balls in a blender and drag them across 100 yards of barbed wire

If you told me to give all my money to sam bankman-fried I would

Not all beautiful women are into sports. But all women who are into sports are beautiful.

Get it!

I need you to interview Joe Thuney or Kyler Gordon

I heard this restaurant is excellent, even if the host is a bit snooty.

"chicago"