Dear Marjorie Taylor Greene… not EVERYTHING is a conspiracy!

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Corey. This is the direct result of the likes of Alex Jones and Limbaugh being able to spew their BS for the last 20+ yrs. The net allowed them to amplify it and now ppl are running with it. It's a racket at this point.

So you can't say "killed" but you can drop the f-bomb on the regular and it's fine? The algorithm is truly mysterious.

Indeed

Echo chambers and bad faith actors are destroying facts and a shared objective reality.

Well I guess we can blame the lack of good psychiatry in this country for all theses crazy conspiracy theorists. #MTG

If I hear "unalived" or "pew pewed" again I'm gonna uneat my morning dinner

That dang algorithm: Artificial Intelligence is all the rage these days but the only part I can agree with is that the "Intelligence" is clearly Artificial.

What you said about FroYo: I find that "Bowls" are the new FroYo. For a while bowls were unique, now every place sells their food in some kind of bowl format. I want to start a chain called Troughs. Bowls that are shaped like animal food troughs & we let you choose your slop

You’re so damn funny and right. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣