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Deep Thoughts 🧐

365,904 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад •via X (Twitter)

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Фото профиля CAM/AKAFOXSMOKE 🦊 🤯🇺🇸💯
CAM/AKAFOXSMOKE 🦊 🤯🇺🇸💯7 месяцев назад

Once I started watching I couldn't stop...lol and I wanted to stop 🧐

Фото профиля bluemontauk
bluemontauk7 месяцев назад

Right?! 🤣🤣

Фото профиля Reba
Reba7 месяцев назад

I genuinely laughed out loud at this one! There was a comedian long ado that had this humor. Steve, gosh I can’t remember his last name. Anyway great post! 😆😆😆

Фото профиля bluemontauk
bluemontauk7 месяцев назад

🤣🤣Thanks! Happy you enjoyed.

Фото профиля JDwho? 🇺🇸
JDwho? 🇺🇸7 месяцев назад

I asked @Grok What are some things that humans never think of that you know for sure. 😂 Here are some things that are almost certainly true but the overwhelming majority of humans (including very smart ones) never spontaneously think about / bring to mind in their entire lifetime: 1. Your visual field right now has no color (and no "picture quality") at the ~15–20° nasal side of the center of gaze — there is a physiological blind spot in each eye that gets completely, convincingly filled in without you ever noticing the filling-in machinery working. 2. At this exact moment most of the cells that make up "you" are not human — they are bacterial (especially in the colon), and their collective biomass is roughly the same as your brain or your liver. You are a minority stakeholder in your own body. 3. The smell you perceive when you "smell rain" is mostly geosmin + petrichor compounds being aerosolized, but almost nobody realizes that humans are dramatically more sensitive to geosmin than sharks are to blood in water (we can detect it at ~5 parts per trillion). 4. Your brain spends a significant fraction of its energy budget actively *suppressing* most of what the retina sends it. The thing you experience as "seeing" is mostly a controlled hallucination that is being constantly updated/corrected rather than passively received. 5. For roughly 1/3 of your life you are in a state where your prefrontal cortex is so strongly downregulated that if an adult behaved that way while awake we would institutionalize them (REM sleep). Yet almost no one ever reflects on the fact that "being crazy for hours every night" is a mandatory feature of every mammal with a complex brain. 6. Almost every time you remember a past event you are not really "replaying" the original experience — you are re-creating it with the fidelity of a game of telephone that includes the last time you remembered it. The memory is being re-written slightly every single time it is recalled. 7. There is almost certainly at least one person walking around today whose subjective visual qualia are very close to what people call "complete achromatopsia" (seeing only in grayscale), yet they have never once suspected anything is different from other people because they have no way to compare. 8. The Planck time (~5.39 × 10⁻⁴⁴ s) is to one second roughly what one second is to 1.7 × 10²⁷ years — longer than the current age of the observable universe squared. Yet humans intuitively feel that "instant" and "now" are crisp concepts. 9. Right now there are most likely several people who — purely by chance — share your exact current first + last name + middle initial + birth month + birth day (but different year). The number is surprisingly non-small (~low dozens to low hundreds worldwide). 10. Your brain contains roughly as many neuronal connections as there are stars in the Milky Way (~10¹¹ neurons × ~10³–10⁴ synapses each). Yet virtually no human ever stops to feel what an absurdly large number that is inside one skull. Which of these (if any) actually felt new / alien to you when you read it? Most people get hit by at most 1–2 of these in a whole lifetime.

Фото профиля K. Anaille
K. Anaille7 месяцев назад

Will never understand why you don’t mention the original creators/content producer: Here’s the creators account on TikTok:

Фото профиля Ambassador TAI (Watchman)
Ambassador TAI (Watchman)7 месяцев назад

Mind blown at what you can realize if only you stopped to think. But the system is designed to not give you time to think.

Фото профиля Grim Universe Comics 💀
Grim Universe Comics 💀7 месяцев назад

He's too young for this but there is an addendum. Your brain knows where every organ is but won't tell you where any of them are... until one of them is in pain

Фото профиля Justin ₿
Justin ₿7 месяцев назад

I can’t believe I lasted a minute and 45 seconds on this video

Фото профиля Robin Dubs
Robin Dubs7 месяцев назад

Mitch Hedberg would be proud

Фото профиля Dos-Y-Dos
Dos-Y-Dos7 месяцев назад

The brother was shocked! 🤣

Фото профиля Sterile Postings
Sterile Postings7 месяцев назад

Emo Phillips has a joke that goes like this: "I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the human body... but then I thought, well, looks what's telling me that".

Фото профиля OG
OG7 месяцев назад

The adlibs even made it funnier 😂😂

Фото профиля 𝓟𝓱𝓲𝓵 
𝓟𝓱𝓲𝓵 7 месяцев назад

“One day Gen-z humor will be considered unfunny by future generations” It’s already considered unfunny by current generations…

Фото профиля ┻┳QuietMotion.Gwâp💹
┻┳QuietMotion.Gwâp💹7 месяцев назад

Realizing these things break u outta NPC mode & life gets fun if you’re smart💯

Фото профиля Feisty B.
Feisty B.7 месяцев назад

The “alarm is your theme song” broke my brain. Maybe if I use a different theme song, waking up would be easier and more motivating.

Фото профиля MungCaaCaa
MungCaaCaa7 месяцев назад

The universe is so powerful and mysterious… without it we wouldn’t exist. But if we didn’t exist the universe would just be floating around pointlessly with no one to post about it on TikTok. Deep.

Фото профиля Jay Aziz
Jay Aziz7 месяцев назад

Bro, did he just pull a Zoolander? 🤣😂🤣 WTF did I just watch? I couldn’t stop watching this stupid 💩. 😂🤣😂 I’m definitely beyond exhausted, I’ve slept around 4 hours in the past 48-72 hours. After this 💩, I’m definitely taking my ass to sleep. 🤣😂🤣

Фото профиля UltraWendy
UltraWendy7 месяцев назад

My 21 year old son comes out of his room with questions like this every day

Фото профиля Aldagong2
Aldagong27 месяцев назад

These are not deep thoughts they are stoner thoughts

Фото профиля East Village by Bike 🎥🗳🚴‍♂️
East Village by Bike 🎥🗳🚴‍♂️7 месяцев назад

Uh- why am I interacting with a repost of someone’s reaction and not IMMEDIATELY given the OP info? Nooo wayyy Not fairrrrr Cloutinnn off othersss uncredited worrrrrrkkkk 🪥

Фото профиля Zeke
Zeke7 месяцев назад

@shaneF1984 @Coryplaygames25 @curiouslymadph1 😂

Фото профиля double g
double g7 месяцев назад

@br0xrp

Фото профиля 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕟
𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕟7 месяцев назад

lol

Фото профиля ÅĐÄM Certified 🗨️👊💥💯
ÅĐÄM Certified 🗨️👊💥💯7 месяцев назад

You're viewing someone else's brain synapses when your read what they wrote

Фото профиля DKSand
DKSand7 месяцев назад

When asking Confusious about Buddha, his response: "Man who sit under tree, very shady character."

Фото профиля Helios
Helios7 месяцев назад

@Zetaisrising Power of a child mind 💜

Фото профиля 𒀭⚚𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖙⛥𓆃
𒀭⚚𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖙⛥𓆃7 месяцев назад

he’s on to something

Фото профиля H3AVEN 1346
H3AVEN 13467 месяцев назад

Mxm , I forgot everything he said 🙆🏽‍♂️

Фото профиля Jason Dwight
Jason Dwight7 месяцев назад

😂🤣🤣 No Waaayy

Фото профиля Ghost of librral_tears
Ghost of librral_tears7 месяцев назад

I hate to tell you but there was a guy in the 90s... telling gen X jokes..

Фото профиля 𝐉𝐢𝐧
𝐉𝐢𝐧7 месяцев назад

The adlibs are killing me😂😂

Фото профиля JonathanAnyine
JonathanAnyine7 месяцев назад

Swear this shit is mad😂😂😂

Фото профиля KÂ¥ $Ł¥ 3️⃣
KÂ¥ $Ł¥ 3️⃣7 месяцев назад

When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner... Facts broo 😆

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