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Deep Thoughts 🧐

365,904 次观看 • 7 个月前 •via X (Twitter)

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CAM/AKAFOXSMOKE 🦊 🤯🇺🇸💯 的头像
CAM/AKAFOXSMOKE 🦊 🤯🇺🇸💯7 个月前

Once I started watching I couldn't stop...lol and I wanted to stop 🧐

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bluemontauk7 个月前

Right?! 🤣🤣

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Reba7 个月前

I genuinely laughed out loud at this one! There was a comedian long ado that had this humor. Steve, gosh I can’t remember his last name. Anyway great post! 😆😆😆

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bluemontauk7 个月前

🤣🤣Thanks! Happy you enjoyed.

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JDwho? 🇺🇸7 个月前

I asked @Grok What are some things that humans never think of that you know for sure. 😂 Here are some things that are almost certainly true but the overwhelming majority of humans (including very smart ones) never spontaneously think about / bring to mind in their entire lifetime: 1. Your visual field right now has no color (and no "picture quality") at the ~15–20° nasal side of the center of gaze — there is a physiological blind spot in each eye that gets completely, convincingly filled in without you ever noticing the filling-in machinery working. 2. At this exact moment most of the cells that make up "you" are not human — they are bacterial (especially in the colon), and their collective biomass is roughly the same as your brain or your liver. You are a minority stakeholder in your own body. 3. The smell you perceive when you "smell rain" is mostly geosmin + petrichor compounds being aerosolized, but almost nobody realizes that humans are dramatically more sensitive to geosmin than sharks are to blood in water (we can detect it at ~5 parts per trillion). 4. Your brain spends a significant fraction of its energy budget actively *suppressing* most of what the retina sends it. The thing you experience as "seeing" is mostly a controlled hallucination that is being constantly updated/corrected rather than passively received. 5. For roughly 1/3 of your life you are in a state where your prefrontal cortex is so strongly downregulated that if an adult behaved that way while awake we would institutionalize them (REM sleep). Yet almost no one ever reflects on the fact that "being crazy for hours every night" is a mandatory feature of every mammal with a complex brain. 6. Almost every time you remember a past event you are not really "replaying" the original experience — you are re-creating it with the fidelity of a game of telephone that includes the last time you remembered it. The memory is being re-written slightly every single time it is recalled. 7. There is almost certainly at least one person walking around today whose subjective visual qualia are very close to what people call "complete achromatopsia" (seeing only in grayscale), yet they have never once suspected anything is different from other people because they have no way to compare. 8. The Planck time (~5.39 × 10⁻⁴⁴ s) is to one second roughly what one second is to 1.7 × 10²⁷ years — longer than the current age of the observable universe squared. Yet humans intuitively feel that "instant" and "now" are crisp concepts. 9. Right now there are most likely several people who — purely by chance — share your exact current first + last name + middle initial + birth month + birth day (but different year). The number is surprisingly non-small (~low dozens to low hundreds worldwide). 10. Your brain contains roughly as many neuronal connections as there are stars in the Milky Way (~10¹¹ neurons × ~10³–10⁴ synapses each). Yet virtually no human ever stops to feel what an absurdly large number that is inside one skull. Which of these (if any) actually felt new / alien to you when you read it? Most people get hit by at most 1–2 of these in a whole lifetime.

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K. Anaille7 个月前

Will never understand why you don’t mention the original creators/content producer: Here’s the creators account on TikTok:

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Ambassador TAI (Watchman)7 个月前

Mind blown at what you can realize if only you stopped to think. But the system is designed to not give you time to think.

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Grim Universe Comics 💀7 个月前

He's too young for this but there is an addendum. Your brain knows where every organ is but won't tell you where any of them are... until one of them is in pain

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Justin ₿7 个月前

I can’t believe I lasted a minute and 45 seconds on this video

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Robin Dubs7 个月前

Mitch Hedberg would be proud

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Dos-Y-Dos7 个月前

The brother was shocked! 🤣

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Sterile Postings7 个月前

Emo Phillips has a joke that goes like this: "I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the human body... but then I thought, well, looks what's telling me that".

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OG7 个月前

The adlibs even made it funnier 😂😂

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𝓟𝓱𝓲𝓵 7 个月前

“One day Gen-z humor will be considered unfunny by future generations” It’s already considered unfunny by current generations…

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┻┳QuietMotion.Gwâp💹7 个月前

Realizing these things break u outta NPC mode & life gets fun if you’re smart💯

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Feisty B.7 个月前

The “alarm is your theme song” broke my brain. Maybe if I use a different theme song, waking up would be easier and more motivating.

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MungCaaCaa7 个月前

The universe is so powerful and mysterious… without it we wouldn’t exist. But if we didn’t exist the universe would just be floating around pointlessly with no one to post about it on TikTok. Deep.

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Jay Aziz7 个月前

Bro, did he just pull a Zoolander? 🤣😂🤣 WTF did I just watch? I couldn’t stop watching this stupid 💩. 😂🤣😂 I’m definitely beyond exhausted, I’ve slept around 4 hours in the past 48-72 hours. After this 💩, I’m definitely taking my ass to sleep. 🤣😂🤣

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UltraWendy7 个月前

My 21 year old son comes out of his room with questions like this every day

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Aldagong27 个月前

These are not deep thoughts they are stoner thoughts

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East Village by Bike 🎥🗳🚴‍♂️7 个月前

Uh- why am I interacting with a repost of someone’s reaction and not IMMEDIATELY given the OP info? Nooo wayyy Not fairrrrr Cloutinnn off othersss uncredited worrrrrrkkkk 🪥

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Zeke7 个月前

@shaneF1984 @Coryplaygames25 @curiouslymadph1 😂

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double g7 个月前

@br0xrp

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𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕟7 个月前

lol

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ÅĐÄM Certified 🗨️👊💥💯7 个月前

You're viewing someone else's brain synapses when your read what they wrote

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DKSand7 个月前

When asking Confusious about Buddha, his response: "Man who sit under tree, very shady character."

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Helios7 个月前

@Zetaisrising Power of a child mind 💜

𒀭⚚𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖙⛥𓆃 的头像
𒀭⚚𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖙⛥𓆃7 个月前

he’s on to something

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H3AVEN 13467 个月前

Mxm , I forgot everything he said 🙆🏽‍♂️

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Jason Dwight7 个月前

😂🤣🤣 No Waaayy

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Ghost of librral_tears7 个月前

I hate to tell you but there was a guy in the 90s... telling gen X jokes..

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𝐉𝐢𝐧7 个月前

The adlibs are killing me😂😂

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JonathanAnyine7 个月前

Swear this shit is mad😂😂😂

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KÂ¥ $Ł¥ 3️⃣7 个月前

When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner... Facts broo 😆

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