“Define communism for me.” With Jimmy Carr

@jimmycarr Redistributing wealth is in fact not a perfectly reasonable thing to want

@jimmycarr Communism: there is no private property. Socialism: private property, BUT the state will regulate it to the point that it becomes moot.

@jimmycarr Families distribute resources to children according to duty of care. Not communism. Providing relief resources in your community. Charity. Not Socialism. Resisting the confiscation of your production for redistribution by a distant central node is not a scaling problem.

@jimmycarr The problem is that redistributing wealth disincentivizes working. Then when the poverty set in, they keep redistributing the wealth and food... which leads to mass starvation.

@jimmycarr We’ve come full circle where comedians have to educate the masses This is not good for America It’s funny But Now we’re the butt of the jokes No one gets it 🙄

@jimmycarr My money is my money

@jimmycarr I was waiting for the dick jokes whyd you cut it off?

@jimmycarr You can actually find some EXTREMELY wholesome stuff in his bits. Raunchy? Yes! Wholesome? Also yes!

@jimmycarr Excellent. Also if those were your deliveries I hope you enjoy

@jimmycarr redistributing is the problem

@jimmycarr Those Amazon delivery notifications freaked me the F out! I moronically tried to click on them, like WTF

@jimmycarr He’s wrong though.

@jimmycarr Interesting, i hate communism and socialism, but i never thought it that way, on the matter of scalability throughout your social levels of interaction and relationships, and it's pretty logical.

@jimmycarr The difference is that I do it voluntarily for my family and community without a gun being held to my head, and there’s no administrator to off the top. True, loving communion is not the same as enforced communism or socialism. And that is why they will always fail.

@jimmycarr He’s so good

@jimmycarr Communism doesn’t have a solution for distributing what people are physically attracted to, and crave emotionally, and that I believe is why it fails more than anything.

@jimmycarr I think this was a dick joke.

@jimmycarr 🤣🤣🤣

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@jimmycarr He's always been great, but here he really nails it.

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@jimmycarr Communism is as strong as its weakest link. Let that sink in.

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@jimmycarr There you go:

@jimmycarr Which is why everyone needs to get invovled locally in government. I’m so sick of the debate about how little to nothing that means. Just an excuse to be lazy and complacent. Run for local offices people, town meeting member if that’s how your town is set up, selectman ect..

@jimmycarr Perfectly sums up the so called "Caste" or "Jati" system in India where the Communism extends to the larger/ extended pool of relatives and their families but if you are a out-caste "fuck you and go to your own Caste community" in Normal sense...

@jimmycarr Families are not communist. They’re monarchists.

@jimmycarr Correction: From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs imposed by government under penalty of law and failure to comply will get you a bullet to the head.

@jimmycarr Great post!!!!

@jimmycarr He’s hilarious.

@jimmycarr He’s right.

@jimmycarr Jimmy Carr is a fucking legend.

@jimmycarr "Wanting to redistribute wealth is a perfectly reasonable thing to want to do". oh no no no no

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@jimmycarr Wow, he made me think