Democracy isn’t finished yet.

Sure, Count Binface is fulfilling his manifesto pledges even when he didn't win, but lets check in on how Nige is doing...

First the hand dryers - next the world!

Getting things done. ✔️

They should have moved the urinal closer to the door. No one uses the hand dryer, it was just in the way.

Excellent work Binny!

I can sleep soundly tonight now knowing that that hand dryer has finally been moved away from the urinal so that customers can now have a piss in safety. Thank you for everything you do, Count Binface 👌

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He had one pledge that was against people using their phones on speaker in public. I'm also all for banning that! 🤣 Just put the goddam phone to your ears, lazy bastards, and spare us the tinny noise pullution! 🤣🤣🤣🫣

Maybe they were attempting to dry the piss before it landed?