🔥🚨DEVELOPING: A man on IG is going viral after he finally started dating his high school crush after being in the friend zone for 13 years. The 28-year-old woman who now has 5 kids, including a newborn started poking fun at people who told her she would never find... a man with a 3 week old baby.show more

That woman is going to absolutely DESTROY that poor bastard, both mentally AND financially. He’s a good dude and she’s going to take advantage of that.

That's not escaping the friend zone, that's serving a life sentence.

My mother would’ve written me out the will😂😂😂

5 kids????? Including newborn??????????

SIMP OF THE DECADE.

It’s DESPERATE men like him who’s fucking up society. No single women dates men who got kids unless he’s a millionaire, or she’s desperate for a place to stay. Women are in it for the money and stability Men are pussy thirsty with zero self respect & control

I know exactly how this story is going to end

He's a good man wanting to father those kids, but this ain't gonna end well cause she's a skank

13 years in the waiting room just to get seated at a table with five kids and a 3‑week‑old appetizer. destiny has a weird loyalty program.

Her first kid when bro says he should call him daddy

when you finally get out of the friendzone 😭

Seriously? These simps daddies have no sense of pride.

This narrative feels less like a heartwarming story and more like a cynical setup designed to fuel gendered resentments online. Framing a relationship through the lens of a "13-year friend zone" and a woman's number of children reduces complex human lives to fodder for social media point-scoring.

He’s a REAL man He won On behalf of all of us on x, I congratulate him. May the good Lord give him the fortitude to bear this love he found 🙏🏾

This has to be a joke. Black guys don’t do shit like this.

Say it ain’t so…

Bro didn’t escape the friendzone, he got promoted to sponsor

Three week old baby. Where is the father? Men who are not loved at home are the ones who go for women like this

The world is never short of stupid people with low self esteem. Happy for him, he finally won

Poor guy is going to raise those kids till she leaves him and moves on to the next one

A man chooses a woman. The way she makes him feel . No one can stop him not a mother not a father not her past if he really wants her.

turned him into a babysitter and he gets pumpum in return. A win win situation i guess

He’s a Simp son 🤷🏽 Call him ….

It's a happy and sad kind of situation. She only got with him after 13 years and 5 children later just to prove people wrong. It's nice to see how he stepped up despite the 5 children and her using him.

Someone find a good woman for that dude. He’s just a placeholder for this one and seems like a great guy.

She’s been ran through than most used cars and homie said I want to be the next driver. I don’t care if the car has 400,000 miles on it! It’s NEW to me Pathetic.

Hmm, once she has had her fun of poking fun of people, she will dump him. She totally used him for this purpose. Sad. I’m highly doubtful and maybe I’m wrong and love does exist after 13 years…if so then good for them

How many different fathers do the 5 kids have

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Waiting thirteen years for your crush is romantic. Getting five kids with the deal is customer loyalty

Whoa, 13 years in the friend zone and he finally locked it down with his high school crush? 😭 Dude waited through 5 kids (including a newborn) and still pulled up, ultimate patience level unlocked. Now she’s clowning everyone who said she’d never find a man with all that baggage. That’s some rom-com redemption arc right there. Respect to both of them for making it work 🔥❤️

I’d rather die alone than simp that hard.

She still hasn't found a man, she's settled for a man already in her circle.

He waited over a decade in the friend zone, watching you pop out kid after kid by other dudes, just to slide in now as official stepdad to your whole daycare crew. You clapping back at the haters like you pulled a king, but you bagged the ultimate volunteer wallet and diaper changer