🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Spotify just released a $495 Urn that plays your playlist featuring all of your favorite songs after you pass away.

My Graveyard Groove Party getting interrupted because my family didn't get Premium

Thank God now I can annoy my wife with my “terrible music choices” from beyond the grave these are truly the best of times

i hope the ppl that come to mine enjoy 8 hours of old town road by lil nas x

immortality as a subscription model. renew or the urn skips to silence.

This seems like satire but I think it ain’t.

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Happy Saturday, everyone! 🍻 #Saturday #Weekend

You get to the point where you can finally enjoy silence and... bang! "Drop it like it's hot"

Death is a huge industry now Imagine what wonders AI could do like talking in the dead folks tone and visuals like they’re alive

At $495, it’s a pricey piece of tech, but the idea of leaving behind your own curated soundtrack is a beautiful way to be remembered.

This is terrible. This was the most creative thing they could come up with to get into the hardware game? What’s stopping us from just playing the playlist or song on the subscription we already pay for. Pathetic

"After you pass away"

Grandma in the urn be like :

That's next-level dedication to the playlist 😭💀

i shared this awhile back @TranJ87 lol i have sum wild stuff il haveta post n tag ya have a rawken weekend

Do you still have to pay for the subscription when you're dead?

In 2075 People finna be flexing their Spotify Wrapped while dead dumb ah Spotify $Urn 6GXUFJWdpZJkKaHq5zJEqKe7zYjGuQsVW4CzUshZpump

Hmmm…. That’s just weird.

"Somebody go turn Grandma down!"

Well that's not creepy at all.

That has got to be fake right?!

fortheloveofMike just get me a boombox or buy batteries for the one I got 35 years ago it's around here somewhere ...

Just put that in the guest room, guaranteed no one drops by unexpectedly after listening to grandpa's polka for an entire weekend trying to sleep

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100x views @tweem

Did you see the upgraded version? This is just an example. Imagine a hologram of the deceased loved one dancing to the beat. Spooky or not?

Cremate me and place me into one of them

Mine would all be conspiracy theory podcasts.

I can hear the marketing meeting now: 'How do we make death more... monetizable?'

That’s really cool!

I low-key want one

Grifting ass content thief.