DFW Mountain Lion Update!! #breaking #motorcycle #strikeforce #bikini

That bright jacket is good thinking. Authorities will have no trouble finding your remains off of Dowdy Ferry rd.

I think you stumbled into Marge’s camp, actually. 👩‍🦼‍➡️

Thank you for standing on the wall for us, so we don't have to. We NEED you on that wall!

It’s obvious what’s happening. It’s luring children into the chair with home alone vhs tapes in that vcr then dragging said children into its mountain lionole. What you need is some catnip and a laser pointer. Thank you for doing God’s work Gordon.

Thank you for doing what @GeorgeDunham doesn't have the courage to do!!

Seems more like the Den of Mushmouth.

🤣 You live in another dimension, man. Stay hard.

Marge’s media room?

That’s Marge’s chair, sir, and everyone knows a cinder block outside a hole is obvious Mushmouth spoor.

I’m bout sick & tired of all these mountain lions takin’ our jobs