Did ye, mate? Aye.

Yeh but has he ever had a bare knuckle with Ronnie Pickering?

Who?

Drowning? Drowning? .... DROWNING????

That's a lot of funerals

Targeted attack. They didn’t know who we were. But it was a targeted attack.

I think this is a parody. It has to be.

Apparently he is a ex MMA fighter 🤷🏼

Another video he claims he saw a brain on the street guy’s at it

Randomly seen it on TikTok, no idea who he is 🤦🏼

The drink, the drugs, the scratchcairds

“It was a targeted attack. They didn’t know who I was but they just looking for someone to attack” Literally the opposite of a targeted attack! 😂

Fuck being this cunts mate. Got near a 100% chance of kickn th bucket fs. Absolute Jonah bastard

He's been reading too many Jack Reacher books.

Them books are good though.

Rooftops or Bonkers in Glasgow were awesome for a good night out back in the early 00s I used to have a cracking belt buckle that was also a great knuckle duster 😉 just had to mind not wear jeans that were too loose or thry end up roon ma ankles

Bonkers now that was some place lol

He’s struggling to hold back his laugh. Imagine sitting listening to that 😂😂😂😂

Being a mate of his is like staying in a hotel room next to miss Marple. Slim chance of surviving 😂

Me after 5 pints abroad when people ask me if I'm Scottish ;)

Top marks for keeping a straight face 👏🏻👏🏻😂

Glasgow twinned with Midsomer Murders.

Only thing he’s fought is his BMI

@WolfgangFace Targeted attack but didnae know who they were targeting. This must be a piss take.

When a targeted attack is not a targeted attack

Daft cunt probably grew up in Milngavie.

He can handle himself , and does so regularly 😂😂

Can confirm this guy leathered me and 29 of my pals

Should have got him to do a steak pie review

He survived the Titanic sinking I heard

He should be guarding statues in George Square.

This down your grans bit ?

"It was a targeted attack, they didn't know who I was but it was targeted". We've got ourselves a mensa candidate over here.

Who is he 🤣 Do you think his 17 or 18 dead mates just faked it cause he talked that much shite 🤔

His dad used to race with Lance Armstrong, he's a former Mr Universe and he taught Elvis Presley how to play Karate.

@macaroni1888

The Scottish Jay Cartwright

aw happened doon at the caravan 🤪

Was it Gaza he grew up in? I take it he doesn't have any money but he has a set of skills.

Took on 30 steak bakes mair like.

His 5 year school reunion :

yeah thats wild, have you heard this yet?