Did you know Dungeons & Dragons can lead to Demonology Witchcraft Voodoo Rape Murder Blasphemy Suicide Assassination Insanity Sex Perversion Homosexuality Prostitution Satan Worship Gambling Barbarism Cannibalism Satanism Desecration Demon Summoning Necromantics & Divination?

It definitely almost never leads to sex 😂

False! It does NOT lead to sex. Can confirm.

Mate, I'm already playing. I don't need convincing.

Sounds metal

My Dad was a Southern Baptist preacher and he played it every weekend with me during the Satanic Panic. My mom fell for the lie though and used to get mad. She finally gave up when she saw it didn’t change us but allowed us to spend quality time together.

You say barbarism like it is a bad thing

Well, I was an AD&D player before I was a Slayer fan...

In the wrong peer-group this is entirely possible.

You forgot junk food, advanced vocabulary, and obscure topic research