DIDDY STOLE MY GIRL 😂😂🍤

Haven’t seen this guy in a while and was happy about it. Really was hoping he quit comedy.

Sorry, been on sold out arena tour around the world 🥰 hey @grok remove my dick from this guys mouth

@grok There goes more of that premium comedy you always dish out. Hey @grok show this comic genius a 65 year old woman so he can get hard for me

@mattrife @grok You want to see him hard? Wtf? Did you panic bro looking for a comeback? Like you just started typing and was like, yeah that will fuckin show him! I'll tell him old lady and I want to see his hard dick. Send!!! Bam burn!! Just say you panicked sent bro..

@mattrife @grok Why should only one of us be hard? It takes two to tango dummy

The GOAT of all GOATS

Boy, this reminds me of that old saying: “He who gets the last laugh, laughs the longest.” Judging by this story, somebody’s still laughing—and that somebody is definitely you. 😂🤣🍤💯🐐

Just disturbing to think about 🤣 glad I didn’t watch it

Isn't that worse? Now you know P Diddy paid some horse dicked mfer to rail her...lol

Lmao thats hilarious!!! Nah bae actually u won the breakup!

Should've kept it to yourself. By your own admission. The escort destroyed her. Diddy passed the bitch you used to love around to every weirdly large nigger cock he knew. Sad

Cosmic law You laugh, clap and accept this shit, you approve their pedovore behaviour. Burn them All!!! NCSWIC 🙏🇦🇺🇺🇲🌅

Diddy really?

Half a croissant 🥐 😂😂

I fw matt rife but my god does he look like a spitting image of ellen.

I love you MATT RIFE @mattrife

I seen this video and off I went to find the Diddy tape. It was not exciting, actually it was kinda of boring, and Diddy s 🍆 was🤏🏻

I wish I could see his show! The best comedian out there by far! I’ve performed at Mark Ridley’s and would give anything practically to open for him.

But what if he got one of his friends to do it lol

ts is so boring.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

If she dated P. Diddy, you don’t have to worry about him fucking her he’s gonna have everybody else doing it 🤣

Why does he look like a girl

One of your BEST sets, man. No shit. The timing. The balance of respecting different people groups while also joking on them… both sides and including more than one “legend” in the joke… With that delivery… story telling at its best. Incorporating some self depreciation… to finish with a “big” win with that people group. Very. Well. Done. (Replaced with executed. Bad timing).

Wait!! Was her name Christine? 😂 J/k 🤣

So I’m bigger than Diddy! Wow I got something over him at least

Wym it's worse your ex girl was getting ran thru by horses

Uh…hate to break it to you but likely he had the escort bang your ex dude… 😳

I can’t be the only one that wants to know who is ex is. Which one is the mud shark? 🤔

He just had to do those sex tape

OMG put it on your tombstone?!? Now if that ain't some shitz‼️🤣

Matt we need another diamond gym run plss

That makes a lot of sense really. That's why he's so obsessed with sex.

🤣🤣🤣

Ever eat a half a 🥐? Hahahaha

Lmao funny part is he probably paid for an escort to fuck her which may be worse

kate beckinsale

Welp. I'm glad on the otherside of that phrase "can't give much, but I can definitely give her that..."

Diddy had sex with my girl,barely 🤣😂