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Divorce the cloud. 💔☁️ Some relationships are too toxic to fix. Read thread 👇👇👇👇 #DivorceTheCloud #AWSReInvent #ReInvent #ReInvent2024

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Chris Bruce1 year ago

This is Larry. 👨‍⚖️ He once believed AWS was "the one." Affordable, reliable, the perfect partner. Here’s Larry during the honeymoon phase. #DivorceTheCloud #AWSReinvent #Reinvent #Reinvent2024

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Chris Bruce1 year ago

But the honeymoon didn’t last. The hidden fees. The latency. The constant overpromises. The Cloud wasn’t a partner—it was a parasite. #DivorceTheCloud #AWSReinvent #Reinvent #Reinvent2024

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Chris Bruce1 year ago

Larry was left with nothing. 💸 Here’s what The Cloud did to his wallet—and his confidence. #DivorceTheCloud #AWSReinvent #Reinvent #Reinvent2024

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Chris Bruce1 year ago

That’s when Larry decided enough was enough. He didn’t just walk away; he became the Cloud Divorce Attorney. Now, with BlockJoy, he’s helping others escape the same nightmare. #DivorceTheCloud #AWSReinvent #Reinvent #Reinvent2024

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Chris Bruce1 year ago

Larry’s campaign has taken him to Las Vegas for AWS re:Invent. His ads are everywhere. If you need help divorcing the cloud, call give him a call! #DivorceTheCloud #AWSReinvent #Reinvent #Reinvent2024

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Chris Bruce1 year ago

Larry has one final message for AWS: #DivorceTheCloud #AWSReinvent #Reinvent #Reinvent2024

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Chris Bruce1 year ago

All the cool kids like @dhh @37signals @GEICO @Dropbox have divorced the cloud. Isn't it time you did it too? #divorcethecloud #reinvent #reinvent2024 #AWSreInvent

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Maggie Philbin1 year ago

Omg this is too funny. @mprkhrst I think you'll like this.

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ryanb.btc 🇺🇲1 year ago

What's the alternative? Akash?

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Chris Bruce1 year ago

There are many including Akash and tons of bare metal providers where you have full control of a full machine. The software to manage them are simpler than ever. The cloud is such a hefty tax. Especially egress. If you rent bare metal usually you get the full pipe not having to pay per byte.

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