🤣 "Do #MUFC have to bring in Calvert Lewin... Is this a prank?" 🤦 "Doesn't make logical sense." 👀 "On their day... Calvert Lewin & Gyokeres are very similar!" Alan Pardew claims there’s not much difference between Dominic Calvert Lewin & Victor Gyokeres! #talkSPORT

No wonder Pardew can’t find work anymore 😂

What drugs is he on? I’m an Everton fan and have watched DCL for the last 8 years. He couldn’t finish his supper.

Pards been on the balloons?

Pardew is on fentanyl or coke

Alan Pardew is comedy gold who talks some serious shit

As a star striker Calvert Lewin is a joke but as a free transfer he’s worth a go. Says alot about him if he’s happy to join united and sit on the bench at 28. He should be looking a Leeds or Burnley and starting and playing. Hes a suspect character for sure.

Only missing the fact that one stays fit and scores a ton of goals, and the other cannot stay fit and doesn’t score a ton of goals. Other than that, very similar 😩

240 apps for Everton 57 goals yeah of course Calvert Lewis “on his day” is one of the best pl strikers 🙄 I shit myself when Arsenal apparently was linked with him not too long ago thankfully nothing happened

Wow lol only about 50 goals a season

Pardrew actually hates Arsenal 😂😂😂