Do Not Break These Unwritten Las Vegas Rules

100% true, and before your Las Vegas trip figure out what your loss number is, and correlate that with your gambling time window. I always save some for the last morning, the best time to run hot is right before you leave

..and when in Vegas, follow the rules to the Uber pick up. The city does not revolve around you. And if you drive in LV, dont be a schmuck and drive around the strip. Park the car and call an Uber.

Vegas 101.

What happens in Vegas… stays mysterious

If you go home with more money than you came with, enjoy it and consider yourself lucky. I had one of those in March.

If you were going to watch fireworks in las Vegas with out paying for a watch party were would you go.

Hater

VEGAS BABY 🙌🙌🙌

Should rename yourself Mr Obvious