Do not make the same mistake I made in Ulta Beauty

@ultabeauty You're lucky. Lately when I go to Ulta the person who asks me if I need help is a man.... In a dress... Wearing makeup.

@ultabeauty Well darling, you were in California. Come to the Southeast (and, no, not Florida) and you would have probably had some nice lady have you over to the house where you could toss the wipes on the floor, and feed you a good old fashioned Southern dinner as well.

@ultabeauty I don't have a CLUE what most of their stuff is and what it's for. 😆😂

@ultabeauty Right … and we don’t want to because fuck that crap

@ultabeauty Oh wait…you mean those wipes aren’t meant to be the entire cleansing routine? Oops! 😬🤣 You are so gorgeous she should have been taking beauty tips from YOU! 😘

@ultabeauty I had a pack of wipes and thought they were good enough for a "cleansing routine" but I'm so lazy the pack dried out. Why yes, I do have a face that matches my age.

@ultabeauty I genuinely love listening.. so hilarious!!! 😂🤣

@ultabeauty 3 daughters and 4 sisters been there done that... empty nester now... days can pass and I'll never see a hair tie. ( Harbor Freight is my Ulta - go in for something quick and come out 2 days later)

@ultabeauty You are stunningly gorgeous and a kind Soul, I love your directness and Incredible sense of humor 🥰😍😂

@ultabeauty You are beautiful to us!