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Do not touch this new button. Unless… you want more bitcoin.

31,298 views • 2 months ago •via X (Twitter)

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James Page2 months ago

⚠️ WARNING: Buying bitcoin can be addictive and may cause Inflation Paranoia Syndrome — symptoms include compulsive bitcoin stacking, calling dollars "fiat" out loud, and lecturing strangers about currency debasement. Not FED approved. Smash at your own risk.

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River2 months ago

Terminal condition. Great prognosis.

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River2 months ago

Smash the buy button beneath the price chart or on your widget. Buy $100 in bitcoin, or any amount you choose. Ensure your app is updated to the latest version. Learn more 👇

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Alexander Leishman 🇺🇸2 months ago

🚀

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Ty Lee2 months ago

Diabolical addition but I do love it

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River2 months ago

Our newest and improved sell fiat button. Increased speed and quality.

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Garrett2 months ago

It’s two clicks. I want it to be one.

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River2 months ago

Thanks for the feedback!

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Sam Wouters2 months ago

Gives a new meaning to being buttoned-up.

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River2 months ago

Your thumb has been preparing for this moment.

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Reps2 months ago

@Leishman

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Ana2 months ago

LOVE THIS 👏

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Matthew Ball2 months ago

Needs a bit of TLC

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River2 months ago

@JRiccardiPage Hey, Is your app fully up to date? Or possibly the settings on your phone are restricting the app.

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Matthew Ball2 months ago

@JRiccardiPage It is.

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River2 months ago

@JRiccardiPage Thanks for bringing this to our attention! Can you send us a DM with your River email?

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Matthew Ball2 months ago

@JRiccardiPage Sent

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AtlasDragonAg2 months ago

I approve ✅ 👏🏽

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Matt A.2 months ago

set us up with no additional fees so we can all get hooked your on smashing Benjamin size 🌽

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River2 months ago

This button was designed by Bitcoiners, for Bitcoiners. We dare you to try and only push it once.

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Spike2 months ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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River2 months ago

@Rodrigobtc24 Did you smash buy that many times already? Love the conviction.

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John M2 months ago

The new button blocks the timeline when looking at btc chart. I am stuck seeing daily chart only. The smash button broke the UI on my iphone SE

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River2 months ago

Hey John, Can you send us a DM with your River email?

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Boerne Bro2 months ago

I disabled this button immediately. (I have had a repeating DCA buy for an undisclosed but long time.) Stay humble, stack sats, and don't let your fat fingers or your FOMO interfere with your discipline. My 2 sats' worth (waiting for when 2 sats >$0.02, ie BTC >$1M).

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River2 months ago

We appreciate the feedback on the smash buy feature and are glad you're happy with the zero fee DCA strategy!

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NeonVoid2 months ago

Then I’ll click it

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git rug2 months ago

that kick drum tone is toight my dude 🔥

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River2 months ago

Glad the sound effects are vibing. Thanks for the feedback!

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Spike2 months ago

😜

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Adam Sats2 months ago

🟠🚀

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Rober2 months ago

Could you please put the price of btc back on the phone app without logging in

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21xSatoshi2 months ago

Clients heavily requested a “smash buy” button?🤔

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Scott McQuinn2 months ago

@River, I appreciate the nudge to buy more bitcoin, but with the added “Smash Buy” button, I can no longer click on the various date ranges to see the price for Today, 24-hr, week, month, 3-month, etc. it’s highly frustrating and I’m having to use the Swan app instead :-(

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HawkeyeGal2 months ago

Hmmmm ..... this looks like fun!

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