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Do not touch this new button. Unless… you want more bitcoin.
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⚠️ WARNING: Buying bitcoin can be addictive and may cause Inflation Paranoia Syndrome — symptoms include compulsive bitcoin stacking, calling dollars "fiat" out loud, and lecturing strangers about currency debasement. Not FED approved. Smash at your own risk.

Terminal condition. Great prognosis.

Smash the buy button beneath the price chart or on your widget. Buy $100 in bitcoin, or any amount you choose. Ensure your app is updated to the latest version. Learn more 👇

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Diabolical addition but I do love it

Our newest and improved sell fiat button. Increased speed and quality.

It’s two clicks. I want it to be one.

Thanks for the feedback!

Gives a new meaning to being buttoned-up.

Your thumb has been preparing for this moment.

@Leishman

LOVE THIS 👏

Needs a bit of TLC

@JRiccardiPage Hey, Is your app fully up to date? Or possibly the settings on your phone are restricting the app.

@JRiccardiPage It is.

@JRiccardiPage Thanks for bringing this to our attention! Can you send us a DM with your River email?

@JRiccardiPage Sent

I approve ✅ 👏🏽

set us up with no additional fees so we can all get hooked your on smashing Benjamin size 🌽

This button was designed by Bitcoiners, for Bitcoiners. We dare you to try and only push it once.

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@Rodrigobtc24 Did you smash buy that many times already? Love the conviction.

The new button blocks the timeline when looking at btc chart. I am stuck seeing daily chart only. The smash button broke the UI on my iphone SE

Hey John, Can you send us a DM with your River email?

I disabled this button immediately. (I have had a repeating DCA buy for an undisclosed but long time.) Stay humble, stack sats, and don't let your fat fingers or your FOMO interfere with your discipline. My 2 sats' worth (waiting for when 2 sats >$0.02, ie BTC >$1M).

We appreciate the feedback on the smash buy feature and are glad you're happy with the zero fee DCA strategy!

Then I’ll click it

that kick drum tone is toight my dude 🔥

Glad the sound effects are vibing. Thanks for the feedback!

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Could you please put the price of btc back on the phone app without logging in

Clients heavily requested a “smash buy” button?🤔

@River, I appreciate the nudge to buy more bitcoin, but with the added “Smash Buy” button, I can no longer click on the various date ranges to see the price for Today, 24-hr, week, month, 3-month, etc. it’s highly frustrating and I’m having to use the Swan app instead :-(

Hmmmm ..... this looks like fun!



