Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

@WhiteHouse Not if it’s been sprayed with glyphosate.

Dude, we're kind of afraid of produce right now.

It helps.

Well played. 😝

I laughed out loud at this @DrOzCMS ... great fun!

@WhiteHouse MASS DEPORTATION? STILL WAITING!

Needed this.

It does if you throw it hard enough...

It's very helpful.

@WhiteHouse A steak a day keeps pharma away

HAHAHAHA!

If you hit them hard enough when you throw it at them, it sure does.

You told us there is arsenic in apple juice which comes from apples, so are you now telling us to eat arsenic?

@WhiteHouse This is UNACCEPTABLE

NP Thyroid is expensive on your website. So no, it is not helping me.

not todays apples I just opened one that looked perfect and it smelled like mold it looked perfect our food has been poisoned on purpose

Well Dr. Oz, Medicare keeps the Hospice Nurses away from people who need them.

@WhiteHouse Not really mate tbh

Tighten up that edit, might play better.

@WhiteHouse Keeps the cholesterol down, Pectin!

@WhiteHouse Isn’t Dr. Oz a Muslim? Why is he allowed, when Republicans speak hate about all the others? What makes him special?

No

@grok What was doctor's oz stance on covid did he agree with having masks on did he tell people to get the covid shot did he agree in the mandates

@WhiteHouse Do woodchucks chuck wood?

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC ASSHOLE.

Ask fauci. He is the science

@WhiteHouse Only if certain quack doctors are in our space. Know any Dr. Quack?

@WhiteHouse What would it take to keep YOU away, you quack?

This is great! 🤣🤣🤣

@WhiteHouse

What do these "apples" do a day? I only ask cuz they a free to do so...