Does body count matter?!

What they really want to say most of the time is “why can’t I be gross and irresponsible, and then get all the rewards of people who weren’t”. A lot of them want all of the benefits of a stable, loyal man but display zero of these tendencies themselves.

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Do miles on a car matter?

Cleveland Brown discusses virginity with his son, Cleveland Jr. “Which would you prefer, a brand new soda or one that has 7 dicks in it?"

@pearlythingz makes an important point here: how is it a GOOD thing that a chick "knows better" is out there because she gets blown out by Chads who she has 0% chance of getting commitment from? All this does is make her resent, & have lower satisfaction & gratitude.

Watching this show you start to pick up the similarities between these women. I call it the uniform. This show has done more for me than I can express. Noticing one of these in the wild wearing the uniform allows me to bid a hasty retreat before even being noticed. 👻 Thanks!

My nigga in the pink got male parts homie.

Those OF girls are going to need to be prescribed tons of copium after this.

That pink-wigged thang thang's voice is almost as deep and mine.

If you do OF don't mention the Bible 😅