Doing the permission to eat prank that almost ended the relation😂😂 Permission to eat ? Be serious 😭🤣

Waiter- "I can come back" Man to waiter- "Bitch nah u staying here and we gonna straighten this bs out." Man to GF- "Got me looking crazy in front of ppl. " 🤣🤣🤣

Women don’t play wit me like this cause ima fast thinker

God, I would play into this so hard I’d be like yeah she can have a glass of ice not even water. She can wait for it to melt

See I’m real dumb I would break up or divorce you if you die this.

I would say: I am putting her on a diet she is too fat. She divorces me the next day

“You know what, I haven’t decided yet” Gotta uno reverse lol

My respond if my wife ever asks me that in public my response would be. I could careless if you eat or not

Some shit my gf would do lmfao

SIR YOU NEED A PERMIT TO EAT IN MY RESTAURANT TOO

I would’ve played along with her

Gay

Im different, im leaning into it lol hell naw get a damn side salad

Nowadays that is actually a dangerous joke to play friends.

Just say, “no bitch, how many times do I have to tell you, don’t make me hit you again”!

No, you ain’t allowed to eat get back in the kitchen🤣🤣

Easy response. “Drink? You mean drink. Ya that’s ok. One or two just don’t over do it like last time…”😜