Don't do any of this #Thanksgiving

This video would be even more epic with Rage Against the Machine's "Sleep Now in the Fire" as the background track.

Ty, Mr. Reynolds! As rad as it would be, only Ryan Reynolds is brave enough to use RATM in a government video.

Me putting the frozen turkey in the hot oil

CPSC turkey fryer explosion videos are back!

Top 10 arson moments

Look, some people like their turkey extra crispy. Don't judge them for their life and cooking choices.

This always cracks me up

Oooh let’s cause a fire and just sit there and record it on our phone. That sounds fun. 😐

Actually, remote deployment might be a good idea.

I love the music and the floating headless birds. First-rate production there, fellas. 🤣🤣🤣