Don't even make me START.

Fontaine act 5 you will always be famous together with Liyue... oh childe the way you delivered...

Like the "heh" at the end really does enough to show us EXACTLY what he's thinking. "Locked me away and for what? For me to be the one to save your nation?" EXACTLY CHILDE TELL THEM

I'd like to add that a sonic the hedgehog post inspired this and I need more people to see my Childe/Sonic vision

The thumbs down sells it

Like he KNOWS who he is

I love him so much I wanted to hate on him at first but he’s too hot and husband.

YOU SAW THE LIGHT.. GOOD FOR YOU 🙏🙏

Childe developed a massive cock that day but it wasn't visible for the mere audience.

He always had it if you think back to how liyue was this but like constantly 🤤 /lh

True but to imagine how long he carried foul Legacy while fighting that whale the D said "I ain't transforming back. I'm staying"

IM ACTUALLY CRYING AT THE IMAGE OF THIS.. childe and his disproportionately large cawck

That's why he was reduced as a councillor. That massive thing should be hidden under a desk

da goat

@ajaxtruther Peak as hell but I would’ve also loved more shoots of him being a pretty princess floating in the ocean

This was peak aura but he got sat on by neuvilette at the the start so it canceled this one out

Tbh that gave childe even more aura imo cause he was treated like shit by them and thrown into prison only to essentially be the one to save Fontaine from doom - the "heh" he does in the end kinda sells that imo and gives him even more aura

I guess he did annoy the whale a little bit

40 days of fighting bro idk

Saw a post say that Childe has no aura btw 😭😭

just lying to themselves for fun it seems /j

Nah fr, i was like "?????"

THATS MY GOAATTT

people dunk on him for being weak but forget that his boss had to be nerfed because people could not defeat him at his full strength. and, might i add, was the only boss to have been nerfed like that (if im not mistaken ofc)

I'm walking with u on the childe sonic vision pls tell me more

Non-oomf please hear me out when I say they are the exact same personality wise and if childe wasn't part of the fatui they would've probably been carbon copies of each other. Like Sonic is just Childe (Hedgehog Ver.) it drives me insane everytime

OH YEAH ON TOP OF THAt they're both cocky and confident in themselves, love a challenge, and sometimes kinda objectify themselves in a way that's like "for the greater good I might get hurt, but I don't care" also notorious ESTPs 8w7

i kyeomed

omg spoiler alert i didn’t finish fontaine yet (i did finish shnez though)

yes my one and only ajax

He is so man, he is so hot

I just love cocky characters that can back up their confidence what can I say

keep in mind that he's been brawling with the narwhal for 45 days

"Overly cockiness that can actually be backed up" Is called "confidence"