DON'T EVEN START. Content creator trauma.

Is this a bad time to say I have the children you ordered?

you never heard this before

Sounds like a classic German fairytale ngl

At least you can blame the maze!

Hello, I'm Chris Hansen. Would you take a seat? ;p

You know there's some who don't even put in the effort and just put "She did WHAT!?" as a title.

Let's be honest, needs a better click bait title. "Which elderly stream kidnaps children for sport". A censor box OV your eyes

I know hag energy is a thing people talk about these days, but surprised you'd call yourself old

Today, we're interviewing 100 people that Mistress Cimrai kidnapped for the Dark Maze

You are giving the clippers ideas.

Your requisition for a nondiscript white van just came in...