Don’t forget

When I was a kid like 9 years old I remember reading online your dick grows 3 inches if you drink 6 glasses of orange juice .. I told my mom it was for a school project .. I pounded like 3 gallons of orange juice and puked all over my counter

Is there actually anybody that believes this shit?, there are zero studies that have supported his claims.

Sums up America quite well

Gaylord check future employees cocks before hiring them 😂

New LinkedIn post?

the way this man is dressed like hes about to give a ted talk on something he definitely sourced from a meme page and not actual data

As one of the longest standing members of the company I can also say the vending machines in the hall are really good too.

Big dicks fucking hurt tbh Im grateful for 5 inches

Oh how I wish they worked

The wolf of bone street

@insiliconot @DenisCJN

Basically

Idk ive a decent dick and its always guys with small dicks who own it and laugh about it or act like this. Greq ur dick but kept that hairline? I dont think

Is this the owner of Abercrombie & Fitch?

Didn’t get hired at this company

@BasilianThought this probably how u run ur lawfirm

@HampusPersson19

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Personally measured

the clip is already a roast, so matching his energy gets quotes faster than confessing.

Lmao

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