Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

So good. Don’t ever stop, mate.

Some people get more hung up on words than others, like why do we call a near collision a near miss? That's near hit, *plane crash sound* "Oh look, those planes nearly missed..."

Legend ❤️🤟🏼

~Girrrrl please

Looking forward to seeing you Tuesday 😊.

omg! love it!! the way you deliver it just makes me laugh so much so childlike and you did David Brent the same way he was such a douche but you couldn't help but like him...thank you!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️

@rickygervais You need to go public with your comedy! I think you could be a star one day with your own sitcom!!!! And maybe open for @mattrife !!!

That's got to be one of the most spasticly retarded things I've ever heard. "Call for Kurt Vonnegut. Please pick up on line 3." click

You are one day late ;-)

Nope. CHANGE the game

I don't know how to put it, but we are cognitively and intellectually compatible, which is why I love your act!

the house always wins and the mortgage is due friday

LOL

You 'ate the game, innit?

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Yeah but the player might stab me

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🤣🤣🤣❤️👊 Brilliant!