Don’t sleep on turtle soup

@tkelce @JasonKelce Trav actin' like he'd be eating Leonardo or Donatello. lol

@tkelce @JasonKelce If everyone could just donate $5 we could schedule her appointment to get the rest of her teeth fixed. They are breaking and soon there will be no hope for restoration. She is only 26. #NewHeights

@tkelce @JasonKelce “Turtles don’t deserve that”. I ❤️💛❤️ him!!!

Grab a Buddy, not a dirty toilet bowl! As seen on Fox's Snake Oil, the Sick Buddy is a cushion that keeps you clean, comfortable, and safe when you're feeling ill. Get it quick, before you get sick :)

Funny story: When I was seven, I broke my sister’s ceramic turtle and, of course, denied it. My siblings, being the loving tormentors they were, made sure I didn’t forget. For a week, anytime someone asked what was for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, they all answered, “Turtle soup.”

@tkelce @JasonKelce First off, not a soup lover and yeah, no to anything turtle!

@tkelce @JasonKelce My grandfather had a snapping turtle that he kept in the sink in the basement and it somehow got out Everyone was afraid to go in the basement because it could have been under the steps and could have bit the back of someone’s foot because the steps had that lil open part 🤣🤣🤣

@tkelce @JasonKelce Need Jason in the Shredder armor now lol

@tkelce @JasonKelce Belt to ass 40_22 💚💚 #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly Never ordered something so fast in my life. Please retweet. I got shirt from here 👇💚🦅

@tkelce @JasonKelce What does Travis eat???? Lololol

@tkelce @JasonKelce Snapper soup is the bomb.