"Don’t tell me to relax!" “How does settle down work for you?”

That show is completely underrated

“You called me an elephant for fatness.” Hysterical.

Was that a blooper that you covered up when you slipped on the package? Either tremendous acting or writing…….or both

“I love this house I’ll frickin burn it to the ground before I let you sell it” 🔥 😂

I find telling my wife to calm down works every time. 🤣

We do fight all the time 🤣

Doug and Carrie fights were always the best but nothing beat out Arthur fights. RIP Jerry Stiler.

a few years ago I was STANDING beside the triage desk at the ER witha HR of 280 and a Dr says that heart rate is not compatible with life ! I said excuse me , I’m lifeing here ! I thought OMG! way to much King of Queens, I just channeled my inner Carrie

The actress is too mean or cruel for me personally.