Doris Burke EVISCERATES Bill Simmons

There is history here

Don't Miss Any of The Action

She says he's not a flopper but then says he's drawn the most charges in the league. Wait, what?

Let her cook

No. He flops like a mother fucker lol she’s too nice won’t criticize anyone

Eviscerated a massive stretch

Flopping - being crafty

he absolutely flops. bill was 100% right. and doris burke is so boring at her job that most people didn’t catch this live i bet, as she put them to sleep throughout the broadcast. TEAM BILL SIMMONS

Drawing fouls is a pussy move though, to be fair. “Crafty” is a nice way of saying he’s a bit of a bitch.

He’s a free throw merchant but Doris is typical of the game callers who sit on a fence and don’t want to offend anyone

I don't mind her calling him out. Must be pretty annoying for her that he makes fun of her on The Rewatchables with a shitty imitation of her NBA commentary every chance he gets. Bill's an ass to anyone he thinks is not worthy of their job. (Doris calling the NBA Finals.)