“Dorm”gate addressed:

Day 9 of making my dorm room steadily more British until I get expelled

chopped loser… ofc you’re a reform supporter

Didn’t grow up reading any British books? And pretending to mock it like anyone says “Halls of residence” is hilarious. The greater concern should be whether you can adequately get through your course, as not keeping up is what will get you expelled not your bunting 😂

Clearly want to be a yank so bad. Fuck off to America then you prick

Uni room is what most people call it love. SPEAK ENGLISH IN ENGLAND OR GET OUT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁

Girl no one cares lmaoooooooo ahahhhhhhah

Get out and touch grass you sad fucking cunt

Absolutely nobody asked for this👍🏼

You should put up a tessco crossword puzzle on the bord would look good.

Did nobody listen to the end 😂🎣

Really brave of you Eloise. These days you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in jail

This ugly room looks like it belongs to a poor five year old whos father is a drunken wife beater. 🤣🤣🤣

How can you have read things like Enid Blyton etc., and be at Uni and not know what a dormitory is?

nah we just think you retarded

good lord you’re in a dorm …? you look fucking 40 , you’re aging horribly i think it’s all the hatred