Drafting our PERFECT Glastonbury line-ups… 🎷💃

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Bruno mars on a Friday shout from Harry wasn’t as wild as you’s all said. He’s got loads of bangers that everyone knows, great way to start the weekend.

Need some chaos. Not enough chaos here. Prodigy need a slot

Harry’s line up genuinely makes me sick

Friday - George Ezra Saturday - Cold Play Legends - Bruce Springsteen Sunday - Mumford and Sons

The correct answers are Mariah Carey for legends shot, Radiohead Friday, Lady Gaga Saturday and Hans Zimmer for Sunday. Your fucking music tastes are fucking dreadful? The fucking killers, fuck off you fucking Fanny

Finn wins by far

Friday - Sabrina carpenter Saturday - foo fighters Legends - mazoyoshi takanaka Sunday - system of a down

Friday - Justin Timberlake Saturday - Tracy Chapman Legends - Kanye West Sunday - Pink Floyd

I’d rather have thrush and roll around in nettles than listen to Kanye west on a Tuesday night nevermind a Saturday.

Friday night - Zach Bryan Saturday night - Adele Legend - Bruce Springsteen Sunday night - arctic monkeys

My personal list would be Fri. - Chumbawamba Sat. - Kneecap Leg. - Bruce Springsteen Sun. - The White Stripes

Olivia Dean Snoop/Dre RHCP Arctic Monkeys Wins without a doubt. All the others were awful. Mine: Friday: Olivia Dean Saturday: Jungle Sunday: Tame Impala Legends: FleetWood Mac

Friday: David Grey, Saturday: Pet Shop Boys, Legends: Duran Duran, Sunday: Chic

Fleetwood Mac on the Sunday only decent pick

Friday - LL Cool J Saturday - Bad Bunny Sunday - Gorillaz Legends - Pet Shop Boys

Kanye West is shite live! Saw him at Big Chill in 2011 and he stopped halfway through his set to rant on about absolute shite….also saw Bruno Mars the same year at T In The Park and he was shit too!

Poor dolly!! Some one check in on bruno mars

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - worst live band I’ve ever seen

This has aged well for Harry

Friday - Kanye Saturday - Oasis Legends - The Smiths Sunday - Hall & Oates

Friday- Justin Bieber Saturday- Eminem Legends- The Rolling Stones Sunday- Oasis Assuming I can only have artists/bands who are alive. Otherwise Eminem goes on the Friday, Oasis on the Saturday and Michael Jackson closes the show on the Sunday

RIP Dolly Parton

Harry needs a new Saturday headliner...

The dude with Oasis and ABBA wins it for me.

The worst.

Eminem, Oasis, Pendulum

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