Drake, what did you do to Kiki? 😭😂

I had this EXACT conversation with a server that had a customer asking for a bruschetta without bread. I responded the same way. That was two weeks before I quit cooking for a paycheck. That was in 2003. You may think it ridiculous - but it is not. It happens. Often.

Reminded me of a time I was trying to be funny returning a DVD to a BlockBuster and asked the guy to check if I’d rewound it. He actually opened the case to look. It took a second before he looked up at me realizing he’d been had. He cracked up, then pulled the same stunt on all his colleagues. Good times.

Dobby

You can tell Alan Davies was about a split second from cracking up while she was putting the plate down.

@grok where is this clip from

💯 I am embarrassed for my previous intern self.

I remember getting asked if the eggs were halal… We were all like, how would that even work!?

😂😂😂😂 @Breadwala

Couldn’t they just mean an omelette with only egg whites

Perfect side chick a clueless white girl