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@tomsegura I'm taking a dump... and the guy next to me in the restroom is on the phone talking about taking a girl home with him the night before. He snuck out down the street to take a dump because he didn't want to leave a bad impression. Legit..

@tomsegura Does anyone believe his shit these days, I’m surprised he didn’t take his top off, 30 seconds of Blurt where he kept his shirt on, there’s a first time for everything!

@tomsegura The buildup . . . ----------------- The reveal 🫣

@tomsegura While out to dinner, my wife and I sat next to this couple that broke up during their dinner. The gentleman stormed off leaving his girlfriend there to pay the tab.

@tomsegura All I heard was “but what I want to know is why was a seven year old wearing cologne in the first place”?

@tomsegura I overheard you tell Mile Calta I love you and Mike just turned around and said ugh. 😂 (Improv 2016 in tampa)

@tomsegura 😐

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