Dropping your next summer hit with Seraphim & the Mooncrashers, because the biggest joke today is the value of our ETH bags 🤡

Huge thanks to Miho & Arnav for crashing on the moon with me, to @mariamagenes1 @RedoudouM @camskiiii @TheEylon @samnode_ @bneiluj for your support, to @MonetSupply for the high quality fartcoin joke, to @chainyoda the challenge, and RIP to my wallet & all bagholders🙏

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@MacroMate8 me working on another partnerships agreement. my head: "I am a rooouuuund tripper" Thanks for that banger @EmilieRaffo @chain_security

@MacroMate8 @chain_security Send them the song, then I'm sure they will sign 😃

@MacroMate8 This just did what my doctor could not. My ears unclogged for a second just bc of how incredibly bad this is. This is not hate. Making something this bad is an art form in itself. And who knows if it unclogged my ears maybe there really was utility after all.

@MacroMate8 I am happy to be the one that finally brought utility to crypto lol 🙌

@MacroMate8 what a nice relief from ETH doom posting while also being relevant to that meta.

@MacroMate8 Thank you ♥️

@MacroMate8 Moarrr like this!

@MacroMate8 Happily! Will you come as a guest? We could make a song about crypto credit risk - very sexy 😃

@MacroMate8 I expect these skills for karaoke tomorrow. 🫶🩷

@MacroMate8 I expect you'll have memorized the lyrics by tomorrow and we sing all together 😃