DSP murdered by the first enemy on Goldeneye 007 n64

I unlocked all cheats on this as a retarded child. What's Philburt's excuse

he is the same but an adult fake gamer and alcoholic going blind thanks to ozempic etc

I'm now a fat alcoholic but I think I can still beat Goldeneye 00 agent mode and I'm not even a professional chill streamer

To be fair the game didn’t tell him to kill the guy. There was no orange paint or it screaming at him or big letters saying kill the guy.

We must cut his brain out & study it for science

Does he know that auto aim engages when you get close to the enemy?

Game never told him

To be fair, the controls are absolute trash.

Unpopular, kill on sight opinion: he at least partially does this kind of stuff on purpose because he knows that's what his viewers want to see.

This is like when you hand the controller to your boomer mom in 1996 who had only played pacman and pong.

How old is he? He looks north of 35, you would think he has a clue about goldeneye? Wtf

He will be 44 on april

OH MY GOD!! Im 43 and haven’t played that for a good 15 years but still, that muscle memory never leaves you. Unless he’s playing the remastered Wi version. I remember that controller layout was a fucking nightmare . But I doubt it.

"What the fuck is Z?!" Me:

It's astonishing to me that people still watch this retard and send him money

Your "professional streamer" sir...

King of Retro 👑

@KingOfGout1 Oh my god lmfaoo

This is the most DSP thing to ever happen to DSP.

Please tell me this isn't real

Can I have your autograph too Sir GFG? lol

of course but only if we trade autographs

😂

he fired the gun then continued crying about not knowing how to fire his gun...

King of Retro

That's like dying to the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros lmao 😂

"So then i played goldeneye and the support just wasn't coming in!"

WHY ARE YOU BEING TOXIC

I would pay real money for Urinating Tree to watch a "This is how you don't play" sports video game, um, video.

@dickstrokinphil I like how the enemy casually walked up, crouched and shot him, even managed to get in a roll. It’s like the enemy knew who he was and was mocking him as a result. If they had diving + shooting animations, that enemy would’ve have done it too.

Legit child me popped off in this game. Phil has no excuse to be this bad.

This needs to be studied

he's doing a bit, right?

@Spottyhead1 There’s totally retarded, and then there's Phil…

I get really annoyed by people on twitch etc playing old games and not reading the manual.... They were never designed to just press random buttons.

Dude was 15 years old when this game came out, there is no way he didn't play it.

To be fair, I used to slay on this in 4 way MP and I felt like a toddler picking this game up on a non-N64 controller. The N64 was far from a intuitive controller, but so many of these games were essentially schemed around them and play terrible without it.

Jesus fucking Christ he is retarded. This is a game anyone his age should be quite familiar with and he just stands there like a tard getting peppered with bullets. Honestly? Fucking LOL

KING OF RETRO

How is this guy that bad a games and yet people still give him money?

This is the equivalent of being ran over by a model T 😂 For OG Gamers, this was our first FPS experience and we went hard. To all thw oddjob players out there, screw you! 🖕😭