E Updated it for y’all:

I wish our founding fathers could see the progress we’ve made

@ElijahSchaffer Everything I have laughed at in 2023 has not come even remotely close to how much I laughed at this vid. Thank you for your profound service to the discourse of this shit. 😂🔥

@ElijahSchaffer I love this. Unlike OP you aren't just judging/mocking teenage girls being teenage girls but hilariously pointing out the awkwardness of all sorts of folks doing this.

@ElijahSchaffer I love it!😂

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@ElijahSchaffer Narcissism, attention seeking, selfishness. There are many private places, or even public places like gyms where this would be more appropriate but like the drag shows forced on kids, it is about trying to force other people’s attention them.

@ElijahSchaffer The book title in library part is subtle 😌

@ElijahSchaffer The shoe squeaking is killing me 😭

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@ElijahSchaffer funniest shit i’ve seen today 😭😭😭

@ElijahSchaffer Skrrt skrrret skrrt skt ssket