Easy making Pizza with this

Was there a pizza making video? 🤔

Ordered a pepperoni pizza from @dominos, but they mistakenly swapped it for a gluten-free veggie disaster. It was like eating cardboard with a side of regret. Worst pizza experience ever, almost hurled.

If regret had a flavor, it would be this pizza. I ordered a “Meat Lover’s Deluxe” and what I received was a grease-soaked cardboard frisbee topped with what I can only assume were the leftover sweepings from a butcher shop floor. One slice had a single sad pepperoni clinging to it like it knew it didn’t belong here. The sausage looked like it was chewed once and politely returned. The crust? Oh, you mean the tire tread they lightly floured and baked at 500 degrees for six minutes too long? I sprained my jaw biting into it. I offered a piece to my dog and he gave me a look that said, “Why would you do this to me? I trusted you.” The cheese was… sentient. It moved. I don’t know how, but it slid off the slice and hissed at me. Pretty sure it tried to form a union before oozing into the box corner and dying. And the delivery guy handed me the pizza like it was radioactive. I should’ve taken that as a sign. Honestly, this wasn’t food. This was a dare from the universe.

Pizza sooooo good is Dough-pe (dope)

I ordered delivery from Pizza Pizza and they forgot to put sauce on the pizza. Ate it anyway because I was really hungry. Wasn't that bad really. It's hard to fuck up pizza 🖕

I put my pizza straight on the oven rack thinking it would make it crispy…it was fresh dough and not a frozen pizza. Wine may or may not have been a factor. That Ninja pizza oven looks amazing!

In college, I was dating a girl who decided she wanted to make a pizza from scratch--we both lived in eigenman center at IU. Somebody told her to put a lot of instant yeast in the crust---it rose and the toppings went all over the inside of the communal dorm oven and started to burn--lots of smoke. fire alarms went off and fire dept came and they had to evacuate the floor. Embarassing and humiliating and we both almost got kicked out of the dorm🙄

The worst pizza experience I ever had.Was that the last pizza I ate was not with you 😫 PS I like your smirk and your finger 😁

I would love to win a day with you cooking. When does that contest start?

Mikes hot honey on pizza or naw? Be honest