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Elijah Schaffer just went full locker-room press conference saying that girlfriends keep heading to the hospital after getting “ripped open.” Daily score, he claims: usually 5 rounds, often 9, theoretically 11.5 with blowjobs. He says he never runs out of semen and could go a million times a day...

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Based Stoic X.3 days ago

This guy is closeted gay, it’s incredibly clear.

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Elijah Schaffer Groyper3 days ago

ALLEGEDLY!!!

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Cambriabear3 days ago

Is he turning into a 55 year old Miami homosexual?

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Nuclear Sense Clara3 days ago

Gay youth pastor vibes

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Elijah Schaffer Groyper3 days ago

ALLEGEDLY!!!!

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Cambriabear3 days ago

What is this guy doing? Does he not know his wife will be playing these clips at his divorce preceding

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Elijah Schaffer Groyper3 days ago

I wish I could see them play this one

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#Justice For Andy Jr 🕯️3 days ago

Dawg wtf is going on??🤦🏼

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Elijah Schaffer Groyper3 days ago

We over at RiftTV call this a little bit of Sexual Patriotism.

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X3 days ago

Half the rounds are just him getting pegged. Pearl forgot this

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Elijah Schaffer Groyper3 days ago

Real. ALLEGEDLY!!!

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Sound Casino3 days ago

Cringe. What a bitch of a man.

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SaySae3 days ago

And after all that he's still gay.

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Dawn Marette2 days ago

He's a tightly circumcised crystal meth tweaker. I guarantee it's awful sex.

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Don Jaunito3 days ago

Who tf talks like this after 6th grade???

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James Bulter3 days ago

She is such a pick me…she tries too hard to be liked by men There is nothing feminine about how Pearl speaks. Trashy

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Kris Scarborough3 days ago

He’s in a giant walk in closet. Sounds like a virgins idea of sex lol

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Trickyhickey3 days ago

I call bullshit. This dudes gay as fuck🤣

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CertifiedSaiyan3 days ago

This dude is fucking spiraling

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Melissa Patrick3 days ago

This guy is so annoying. He is so miserable in his life if he says he needs to cum that many times a day. This dude doesn’t even have anything going for him, why would any girl put up w/ that. And I have a great sex life w/ my partner, this is just a job for that girl.

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Belisarius3 days ago

He’s trying to impress Pearl obviously. He wants to sleep with her, if he hasn’t already.

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Jem Levi #kpss3 days ago

I believe he's a sex addict...women and men. He's also trying to work on Pearl here. However, he scoffs at 3-4 hours for a couple of rounds, back to back. Sounds quick for a sex addict.

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Elijah Schaffer Groyper3 days ago

Yes, the first time I ever watched him I came to the same conclusion that he is very likely a sex addict. He's unable to keep himself from mentioning sex, he brings it up at least once every minute or two.

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J-Era3 days ago

@therifttv This sounds miserable. I don’t care how pretty the girl is.

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no name3 days ago

He is so fucking gross oh my god. And why is his voice so high pitched. Fuck this guy

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Isabelle Ross3 days ago

he is giving milo vibes

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Dysgenick Groyper3 days ago

bro pearls face 🤣

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Sassy Southern Blonde2 days ago

The way he says and… makes me doubt every word he says… the look on Pearls face makes me think she doubts it too haha

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⛓️ АMЕЯiКАNКА 🍒2 days ago

He is such a bisexual tweaker it's not even funny

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Rachelle (Not Rachel)3 days ago

lol he’s so fuckin gay

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Lit Lanius 🐧3 days ago

It's too orthopilled...

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GUYVER HORDAK3 days ago

Any man can go 5 rounds 🙄 you just gotta eat until you are refueled, lick up her squirt 🙄 then back to it … it’s not that hard .

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Mindy Walker3 days ago

There is absolutely no way this cornball gets that much play 😂 he wants to be cool soooo bad, holy shit the secondhand embarrassment.

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Angel ⋆ ☁︎ ⋆☽⋆3 days ago

What the hell did i just listen to? this sounds like a dick advertisement

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Jack Anna3 days ago

Isn’t his the guy that one trad wife influencer cheated on her husband with

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ZamaXII3 days ago

Plz don’t tell me they’re fucking

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Joe Hildross2 days ago

@pearlythingz That kind of shit isn’t even enjoyable. The only people who do that smoke meth.

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Garse Janacek3 days ago

This is actually pathetic this guy right here. He's like 35 pretending he's able to go like he's 17 and talking about it like he's 15.

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Red Gravy Baw3 days ago

This is retarded on both sides

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Ronny3 days ago

He’s trying to turn Pearl on?

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