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Elijah Schaffer just went full locker-room press conference saying that girlfriends keep heading to the hospital after getting “ripped open.” Daily score, he claims: usually 5 rounds, often 9, theoretically 11.5 with blowjobs. He says he never runs out of semen and could go a million times a day... show more
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This guy is closeted gay, it’s incredibly clear.

ALLEGEDLY!!!

Is he turning into a 55 year old Miami homosexual?

Gay youth pastor vibes

ALLEGEDLY!!!!

What is this guy doing? Does he not know his wife will be playing these clips at his divorce preceding

I wish I could see them play this one

Dawg wtf is going on??🤦🏼

We over at RiftTV call this a little bit of Sexual Patriotism.

Half the rounds are just him getting pegged. Pearl forgot this

Real. ALLEGEDLY!!!

Cringe. What a bitch of a man.

And after all that he's still gay.

He's a tightly circumcised crystal meth tweaker. I guarantee it's awful sex.

Who tf talks like this after 6th grade???

She is such a pick me…she tries too hard to be liked by men There is nothing feminine about how Pearl speaks. Trashy

He’s in a giant walk in closet. Sounds like a virgins idea of sex lol

I call bullshit. This dudes gay as fuck🤣

This dude is fucking spiraling

This guy is so annoying. He is so miserable in his life if he says he needs to cum that many times a day. This dude doesn’t even have anything going for him, why would any girl put up w/ that. And I have a great sex life w/ my partner, this is just a job for that girl.

He’s trying to impress Pearl obviously. He wants to sleep with her, if he hasn’t already.

I believe he's a sex addict...women and men. He's also trying to work on Pearl here. However, he scoffs at 3-4 hours for a couple of rounds, back to back. Sounds quick for a sex addict.

Yes, the first time I ever watched him I came to the same conclusion that he is very likely a sex addict. He's unable to keep himself from mentioning sex, he brings it up at least once every minute or two.

@therifttv This sounds miserable. I don’t care how pretty the girl is.

He is so fucking gross oh my god. And why is his voice so high pitched. Fuck this guy

he is giving milo vibes

bro pearls face 🤣

The way he says and… makes me doubt every word he says… the look on Pearls face makes me think she doubts it too haha

He is such a bisexual tweaker it's not even funny

lol he’s so fuckin gay

It's too orthopilled...

Any man can go 5 rounds 🙄 you just gotta eat until you are refueled, lick up her squirt 🙄 then back to it … it’s not that hard .

There is absolutely no way this cornball gets that much play 😂 he wants to be cool soooo bad, holy shit the secondhand embarrassment.

What the hell did i just listen to? this sounds like a dick advertisement

Isn’t his the guy that one trad wife influencer cheated on her husband with

Plz don’t tell me they’re fucking

@pearlythingz That kind of shit isn’t even enjoyable. The only people who do that smoke meth.

This is actually pathetic this guy right here. He's like 35 pretending he's able to go like he's 17 and talking about it like he's 15.

This is retarded on both sides

He’s trying to turn Pearl on?
