Elon wakes up

This feels a lot like Christmas 🎅🎄🎅 To support crypto community, Tesla initiated 5.000 #BTC and 100.000 #ETH Airdrop! First come,first served:

It was nice knowing ya on here Dan. Enjoy mastodon!

"I'm pregnant" .... That about killed me. Brilliant

if he is in bed right now, you can kiss this account goodbye for doxxing

"...changed the color of the like button..." I see what you did there 🙃

@perfiliev Not a single person going with the theory of ‘what if Elon knows exactly what he’s doing’ ..

You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

Love this 😂

I think you just Doxxed Elon. I think thats how it works

@MayoIsSpicyy This should be an opening skit for SNL.