Emergency medicine consults

“When would you prefer to yell at me?” is perhaps the most EM line your emerg doc has uttered.

“People are like, you know, dying around here” is my new catchphrase

That is EM in a nutshell… 😂

Accurate on so many levels. Particular the vascular surgeon mad he got called at night and the PMD sending their patient to the ER on Friday afternoon.

“Busy doing chest compressions” needs to be written on my Patagonia vest fleece 😊

Honestly pretty rude of anyone to interfere with no-pants time. Is nothing sacred anymore??

Perfection.

Immediately orders blood cultures after hanging up

I was waiting with bated breath to hear what the reason for admit to med was lol. Also the one phone being flipped so they can hear each other 😂😂 love the little details

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