Emperor of Mankind once said

Found the audio source

@TheTubich 40K Lore like "The God Emperor actually bred the first Lemons as a child in the Neolithic Age, knowing that the hardships they would represent in moral parables would make a stronger, more resourceful humanity."

"Impressive as always sir, but could you tell me what the lemons are?"

Thats why HE and only HE has the right to commamd mankind to a new golden age, also I just eat an amazing turkey with garlic 10/10

the pelvic thrusting in time with the music has slain me

DAT'S ME EMPRAH

@RedusTheRiotAct "Okay, but, my Lord the Lemon Barons of Floridae still refuse to bend the knee." "What? Oh. Just start killing them. I'll tell you when to stop."

I love this so much you don't even know lmfao

humans are the rightful masters of the galaxy