Ends up looking like this.

You didnt feed child 2,527 in time. Mother will now kill you.

You could say he actually beaten the game somehow. Having enough children to break the game and cause it to crash sounds like a win to me

The boar pov before getting mauled by 3000 wolf children:

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid.

Bro was like

Bro making invasive species

him right now

Man can't pull out of a parking lot holy shit

Dev promised to put hard cap around 32 thousand for performance sake. Tho dev was able to run it with 65k

[PiG has entered the chat] BRING ME THEIR SKULLS

Totally accurate battle simulator looking ass

This game is secretly about creating a population of children the size of new york

Maybe doubling the amount of children you have everyday might be a little much...

my Tamagotchi would starve to death before I ever got it to look this good-guess that’s what happens when you feed it only your attention span.

World War Woof.

Literally an entire division of kids 😭😭

Gpu instantly fried

“They got up there somehow, I don’t know how” 100% accurate parenting. You walk into the playroom and somehow your 3 year old ended up on top of the entertainment system

When she says "one more round" and proceeds to coil around you like a snake when your about to bust 😂 tho judging from the momma character most would just say "worth it" to this lol

3000 wolf children Eat this man

Adamantium hips!!!

Genghis Khan ain't got shit on bro

Bro made a country

Bros going to take over earth