"English Breakfast"

Here’s a fine example of a proper full English breakfast.

Porque a cara de tchola?

I couldn’t stop looking at his hair, what did he say?

Ironically the best full English breakfasts are now cooked in cafes by Turks. 😂🙌🏻

all things considered, it’s not a bad attempt… at least the beans (fava?) are on a tomato sauce that isnt ketchup (pictured: elephant, rhino, whale, giraffe)

those that eat a full english breakfast are 99% less likely to marry a 9 year old

Get yourself down the local cafe in Luton .. oh wait a minute .. 😅😅

All the money I the world can’t keep that hair on head 😂 You need you find the “Bugatti” of toupees 😆

I think the 16th century did it better

@TateTheTalisman That hairline looks like it’s out here negotiating trade deals with the wind, one gust away from signing a new agreement 😂😂

Id knock this pussy out , receding hairline doofus

Solidarity. 😂

Nice hair. 😂

Hahahahaha Close but no cigar

high value men be offended bc of a delicious looking meal

😂

this is better than the original tbh

I'm offended by your hair transplant

At least they got three ingredients right 🤣

Bro the hairline 😭😭

“English breakfast” in Ukraine :)

British food is still among the worst I’ve tried in the developed world

I think I like the Romanian version of English Breakfast more 😎

That's like a decent remake of a classic movie... sure I will watch it, but it ain't even close!

Lol, nearly there, what's the banger like?

Time to go bald bro

Lmaooooooo im dying looking at that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've started adding halloumi to my English breakfast so often now that I never have it without some. If anything, they should be adding to it, not forgetting something as crucial as the bacon and mushrooms. 😥

Hash browns determine whether it’s English brekky or not

Dafook

Tbf, I thought it was gonna be a lot worse

So much douche baggery for one family .