Eni Aluko MBE’s technique while she was an England player (102 caps)👇🏻

The thing that always gets me is “as a lawyer.” You aren’t a lawyer because you have a law degree. Also that she doesn’t mention her a-levels, because the university she went to is one of the lowest ranked in the country, so she must have done abysmally Away with the fairies

Why did she mention the colour of the boys she played with?

Some poor 45 year old white blokes on a random estate will be fuming with the lies, 8 tinnys and a stripe down they’ll be plotting revenge. I would be, it’s blasphemy.

Email coming your way 😂😂

That uni is 400th in the world, absolutely screams ‘the best’

@FraserGlossop @CropsOwl

@Dan96Nufc

😂😂😂😂the technique is world class.

“White boys”