Enjoy the show

Pure copium. The left still hates Elon and the left always wanted the Epstein files released.

take the journey

A gambler gets a notice from the IRS that he’s being audited. He calls his tax attorney, and they go to the IRS office. While waiting, the gambler says to the IRS agent, “I’m a great gambler, and I’ll prove it. I bet you $1,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent, thinking it’s impossible, takes the bet. The gambler pops out his glass eye and bites it. The agent’s jaw drops. The gambler says, “Double or nothing: I’ll bet $2,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent, seeing the gambler isn’t legally blind in his paperwork, agrees. The gambler takes out his dentures and bites his other eye. Now the agent’s sweating, down $3,000 with the attorney as a witness. The gambler goes for broke: “Double or nothing, $6,000. I’ll stand on your desk, close my eyes, and piss into the wastebasket on the other side of the room without spilling a drop.” The agent, desperate to win his money back, agrees. The gambler climbs onto the desk, unzips, closes his eyes, and pisses all over the agent’s desk, papers, and everything. The agent leaps up, shouting “YES!” thrilled he won the bet and owes nothing. The attorney groans and buries his face in his hands. The agent asks, “What’s wrong?” The attorney sighs, “This morning, he bet me $25,000 he’d come in here, piss all over your desk, and you’d be happy about it.”

I like your theory (because Elon is pissing me off right now) so I hope it’s somewhat true because I would’ve never thought I’d question my loyalty to Elon like I do now. Trump is being Trump, but Elon?!

You nailed this! The Bongino rule !! 💥💥💥💥

I was starting to wonder if Elon had a very credible death threat from the left and he had to have a very public divorce from Trump because of it.

Totally agree with you.

Play acting or not, this is uncalled for.

Interesting fantasy but unfortunately not true.