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Perhaps the meat cleaver was too messy?

I was really hoping for a dog.

Lol dudes lucky that they didn't use a machete, hatchet, meat cleaver, sword or something like that. Ex roommate a big & tall black man. Once opened the door of the place we were renting. Sword in hand when I was gone & he was alone some guy was trying to break in.

The ideal would be to slap a handcuff on his wrist and pull hard, locking the other cuff on something sturdy. Then you fire up a chain saw and let his imagination go while he considers his life choices

Needs to rig up a guillotine over that.

Should have used a machete. Then kept the arm and put it with the others or hang them over the door "Dont let this be yours!"

That’s the last time he’ll do that 🤣 broke his freaking arm in two 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Looked like a snake... obviously self-defense

Too bad he didn't use a sword. Then the hand would have stayed on the floor and been a trophy for crime stoppage. My opinion. But blunt instruments are good too.

I'm very sure he couldn't shout

he should of used a Sledge Hammer or an Axe

Excellent

Trust me, that broken wrist hurts for a very long time.

🤣😃🤣

Beautiful

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Big W 😂

The batman 😅🤣

Should have used a machete

I'd go out and add some more

I think I saw a video like this but instead of whatever he's holding in that video it was a machete

Fafo

Whoops! Wrong door

Nice home run.

☺️

Hahaa!! “Bye, Felishia!!”

Loved it, that's the way to do it 👍

I could taste that sound. Bravo!

Lol 🤣

Whack a mole

Richtig so. In der BRD leider verboten. Da würde man wohl in den Knast wandern und müsste dem bestimmt noch Schmerzensgeld zahlen.