erewhon hailey bieber smoothie review

okay so after using a chopstick to stir this bad boy i can confirm that it is delicious but it is not worth one billion dollars

first in my bloodline to hear an ad read in a Hailey Bieber smoothie review

my sincere apologies. i needed to write this off

tyfys, you are a joy, please disclose any information you have regarding joe & the juice smoothies

of course sweet ana! joe & the juice next

i consider it a moral failing u do not have a @UseCorgi smoothie tbh u are the hailey bieber of sf

@UseCorgi i can't afford it :/

Erewhon hot bar makes it all ok

erewhon hot bar fucked me up

NOW WE ARE FUCKING TALKING BRO

Not sure why I laughed so hard at "I don't know shit about fuck." ts was definitely like $40. It would be worth it if you were a woman because drinking it would allow you to absorb Hailey Bieber's boss babe fangirl stan queen esoteric powers.

..... snapchat!? How wild is it that +15 years later the teens are still using it!? (I dunno what they did, but its wild seeing my lil bro using it +17 years after we used it in the early 2010s)

Atlas shrugged, plugged and chugged

did it cost $70

go to main squeeze next

better or worse you think?

less sweet, more fresh, and cheaper - but longer wait

Yes I got that one while in LA as well 😂 so good!!!

unfortunately it was incredible

That smoothie bar must pull in so much revenue 😭

erewhon is a technology company

Real

thank 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 snapchat 👏🏼

nothing like doing an ad read with a hailey smoothie in hand

innovating

71$

$50?!? 👀👀👀

more!!

🫨🫪… $60-70…?

$70 indeed!!

you got it!!!

it was amazing

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if you loved it, i found a dupe of this smoothie in sf :) for $12

okay i'm down

Well said!

If you like erewhon I recommend laurel supply. Goated hot meals

Mac cheese was also right call, but you have to get buffalo cauliflower. Also, the Woodland Hills smoothie is the best smoothie at Erewhon currently, with the Glendale protein milk shake a second, and then it pains me to say, the Gary Brecka( I don’t like him at all) amino acid smoothie.

Guy has a Down syndrome or just looks like this?

"For ME it's worth $25" HAHA I'm gonna guess $115 total for everything